A woman was reporting her car as stolen, and mentioned
that there was a car phone in it. The policeman taking
the report called the phone and told the guy that answered
that he had read the ad in the newspaper and wanted to buy
the car. They arranged to meet, and the thief was arrested.

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The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a
Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 8:50am flashed a gun and demanded cash.

The clerk tuned him down because he said he couldn’t open the cash register
without a food order.

When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren’t available
for breakfast.

The man, frustrated, walked away.