It is often said that cats have nine lives, but it appears one duck has more than one of its own.

A hunter in Tallahassee, Florida, bagged the duck and took it home, where his wife put it in the fridge. Two days later, she opened the fridge door and the duck looked up at her.

She rushed the duck to a wild sanctury, where it was treated for wounds to its wing and leg.

Dennis Newton was on trial for the armed robbery of a convenience store
in a district court this week when he fired his lawyer. Assistant district
attorney Larry Jones said Newton, 47, was doing a fair job of defending
himself until the store manager testified that Newton was the robber.

Newton jumped up, accused the woman of lying and then said,
“I should of blown your [expletive] head off!”
The defendant paused, then quickly
added, “- if I’d been the one that was there.”

The jury took 20 minutes to convict Newton and recommend a 30-year sentence.

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A woman was reporting her car as stolen, and mentioned
that there was a car phone in it. The policeman taking
the report called the phone and told the guy that answered
that he had read the ad in the newspaper and wanted to buy
the car. They arranged to meet, and the thief was arrested.

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The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a
Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 8:50am flashed a gun and demanded cash.

The clerk tuned him down because he said he couldn’t open the cash register
without a food order.

When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren’t available
for breakfast.

The man, frustrated, walked away.